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At Magna Mega Corp, we're helping put the term "lazy as a dog" to rest with our newly announced Canine-Human Job Replacement Program*. Fortunately, as we have learned, many dogs will work for treats - which is great for our bottom line, our shareholders, and dogs who don't want to sleep all day on the porch anymore now that they can think for themselves. Support this questionable cause by buying this shirt... We can do it!

As with any of our shirts, this isn't intended to be a shirt for dogs, but you never know if newly intelligent and self-aware dogs will want to continue to run around naked with their privates hanging out, so let's just leave it up to them. Whoever wears this will love the 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, and the tear-away label to keep the back itches away.

These shirts tend to run a little on the small side.

*This program is only available for jobs that don't require opposable thumbs

Dogs Can Do It! (Women's T-shirt)

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